* * * Granny's Daily Advice ~ Be K I N D . Stay C H I L L . When in Doubt, pass to the Left * * *
Blood oath initiation. Or, alternatively, an email address.
Not a newsletter. Not a loyalty program. Literally a secret society, we swear it's gonna be cool. Trust us.
What's that vaguely skunky smell? Is that the Sex Pistols playing? Those stairs are steep. So does everyone just write on the wall? I wonder if they have blacklight posters.
Are you ready to step out of square society and climb the stairs to Mother Murhpy's? If you aren't 18 don't even think about it.